Left! Left!
Left! Right! Left!

Caller:
Why did the chicken cross the road?

Hikers:
To get from the left to the right! He stepped out of rank, got hit by a tank, and he ain’t a chicken no more! SIR!

The Grand Old Duke of York, He had ten thousand men,
He marched them up the hill (and they got shot!)

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall,
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall.
All the King’s horses and all the King’s men
Had omelets.